Cody Robison

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cornedbeefnash:

Today is the 30th anniversary of the infamous ‘Ozzy biting the head off a live bat incident.’  I think it is worth honoring the Prince of Darkness with this phenomenal excerpt from his memoir, I Am Ozzy:

“Immediately, though, something felt wrong. Very wrong. For a start, my mouth was instantly full of this warm, gloopy liquid, with the worst aftertaste you could ever imagine. I could feel it staining my teeth and running down my chin. Then the head in my mouth twitched. Oh f#ck me, I thought. I didn’t just go and eat a f#cking bat, did I?”

- Words cannot describe this level of badass

Please welcome my good friend Nash to Tumblr.

…and happy batnerversary to Ozzy.

Ahhhhhh! can you hear me now :b

you better not f*cking stand here!

I’m invisible to you… well, I alway’s wanted a super power

drinking company’s doesn’t support under-age drinking… doesn’t mean the under-age’d don’t approve drinking.. :D

Grey Goose :)

well if your down waffle house is 24 hr’s ;) ohh yeaa..

“ohh, I’m just a flirt ;)” No, you’re just a Slut ;) ..

skinny yoco in the colo.

boyfriend”s I can make your girlfriend scream louder..sincerly, spider”s..

theclearlydope:

It was either him or Randall McRapey. But it’s probably just Jerry Sandusky. 

hahahaha no wayy..